March Madness Commercial About Sportsmanship Features The Biggest Nerd Ever
Idk if that’s a March Madness commercial but it’s going viral and it’s March so I’m calling it a March Madness commercial.
Either way, fuck Alex. This isn’t even a sportsmanship commercial so much as it is a look into some version of the high school Black Sox where Alex is just out here losing games on purpose. I watched that replay 15 times and there isn’t even close to enough evidence to overturn, in fact I believe if there was a review then the ruling on the court wouldn’t only stand, it would be confirmed. Alex didn’t touch that ball you fucking liar. You’re just a nerd who lost the game for your team. You’re such a big earred nerd that you’re getting yelled at by this pizza face.
Do you know how big of a loser you have to be in high school to let someone with acne have cystic more social power than you? It’s absolutely unheard of.
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And coach? How ’bout using this as a coaching moment when you tell the team that even if it were true sometimes other people make mistakes and you take advantage of them? When someone misses a shot and you get the rebound you don’t give it back to them, you take the ball. They fucked up, not you. Exploit that shit. Plus, even if you’re gonna “do the right thing” then at least coach them up a bit. “Don’t foul them” isn’t coaching it’s just stating obvious. Do you tell the players to breathe oxygen too? Horseshit coach who deserves to be fired as much as Alex deserves to have all his clothes thrown in the shower.
Fuck both of them.
PS – Occasionally in little league I used to tell the ump a ball didn’t hit me if he told me to take my base. Sometimes the ball had hit me, sometimes it hadn’t, but I just said that because I fucking mashed and I’d rather be on second than first. I wasn’t trying to win a sportsmanship award, I was just trying to embarrass the pitcher. (By mashed I meant gappers on a line. I didn’t hit home runs ever.)