Just A Couple Of Bro's Dressed As The Legion Of Doom Pissing Into A Trough

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Reader Email: Tour De Shore

Yup.

So this was sent in from Avalon’s Tour De Shore over the Summer and it represents the day to a T. One second you’re taking a shot with a couple of hot girl scouts and the next you’re avoiding a fight with some drunk meatstick dressed as Winnie The Pooh cause he thinks you stole his honeypot full of Molly. The entire day is a certified mess.

But even if I 100% realize this is from an event featuring drunken costumed debauchery, there’s zero chance I stick around that bathroom once I see what’s inside. A “Legion of Doom, huh…welp, see ya later” situation, if you will. Grown men who dress up in wrestling gear are as wildcard as they come. Think about it. Have you ever been around in an adult dressed in full WWF garb who doesn’t go totally overboard as their character? It’s method acting for them. You get in between these two to take a piss and the next thing you know you’re getting tag teamed face first into the trough. No thanks. Give me the stall or give me death.

h/t Steve