I Can't Stop Laughing At The White Sox For Giving Out Free Tattoos Last Night
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I hesitate to call this trashy because that would be too easy but at the same time it’s extremely trashy. Then again idk if it is because it’s just sooooo Chicago White Sox. Like come for the .500 baseball stick around for the fireworks and free mascot tattoos.
I have to imagine this is part of a bigger marketing campaign for the Sox to get closer to their fanbase after this disaster offseason. And honestly it makes sense. Let the people know you understand and care for their needs. Start small with free tattoo night. Then maybe cut the price of churros and stop carding people for booze after 1st pitch. Tuesday could be Cargo Short night where everything is half off for people wearing cargos with the nice twist that security cant search your cargo pockets. Booze, drugs, sandwiches. Or maybe Sunday could be Beat The Shit Out Of A Stranger night where you can just beat the shit out of random people at the game and then replay the best knockouts on the jumbotron to AC/DC’s Hell’s Bells. Each time the bell tolls could be a bigger knockout. But what do I know I’m just the pussy Cubs fan.