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Wake Up With 48 Opening Day Home Runs

48 homers is a lot of fucking homers. That’s on pace for 7800 season dingers which would be about 30% higher than the current record. Smells like steroids and league manipulation with the equipment and boy do I love that smell. It’s going to be a hard hat kind of season for my guys in the bleachers. Enjoy your day off and get ready to pound some overs this weekend.