Chad Johnson Adopts A Homeless Man Named Pork Chop








FoxSportsMidWest – What do you do when you can’t convince an NFL team to take you? If your answer includes helping out a fellow out-of-work friend, then you might be Chad Johnson. The former NFL receiver turned to his Twitter feed Saturday and Sunday to document his latest good deed. Taking a note from the Kardashians, he found a candidate who needed some help. Then the adventure of Chad Johnson and PorkChop began. The man date twisted through beers, a clothing upgrade and, of course, a club. Johnson’s last tweet said he thought he could make the night a very special one for his new friend, which brings up a question. Who had a better chance of scoring? ‘PorkChop’ in the club, or Johnson on a football field anytime soon?

Some people look at Chad Johnson hanging out with this homeless dude and say he’s “adopting” him and think its all about Ocho Cinco helping out Pork Chop. I see this in the complete opposite direction. This is basically an internship for Chad Johnson to learn what its inevitably gonna be like when he’s spent all his money and ends up homeless on the next 30 For 30: Broke documentary. Because along with being unemployed for the rest of his life Chad likes spend his remaining money taking homeless people shopping and pimping them out at the club. The whole time Pork Chop was probably giving him tips in exchange. “When you’re homeless make sure you shit in between two parked cars. Its less conspicuous that way.” “Save all your begging money for booze and drugs because you can always find food in the dumpster.” All the little pearls of wisdom Chad is one day gonna need after he adopts a few more vagrants who don’t even know their own last name.