Classy Broad Happily Giving A BJ In A Bar Bathroom Destroyed In Piss At East Stroudsburg's Homecoming

Reader Email: ESU Homecoming

Yo Smitty,
Was at esu homecoming this weekend and got a nice view of this fella getting a blow jibber in the bathroom of the busiest bar, maritas. We said only at esu and the dude responds with “I’m from Miami bitch”. Hardo? The floor was pretty mangled and covered in piss so you gotta tip your cap to the dedication of this chick.
Viva

I had to black out this girl’s face* because there are souls involved, but trust me, there is a smile from ear to ear that would make a father’s heart spontaneously combust on sight. Just imagine Jack Nicholson’s joker with Pennsyltucky teeth squeezing a bun-less hot dog and that’s more of a mental image than you’ll ever need. Also, the guy’s obviously going places in life if he’s gone from the smokes in South Beach to poaching livestock in the finest handicapped stalls Central PA bars have to offer. Dusty all around.

*Trust me again: Wouldn’t. With those looks I hope she returned safe to under a bridge in Narnia before Sunrise.