This Tiger vs. Sergio Garcia Feud Is Absolutely Hilarious
LBS – “I wouldn’t say [Tiger Woods] didn’t see that I was ready, but you do have a feel when the other guy is gonna hit,” Garcia said after his round, via Golf Channel’s Ryan Lavner. Tiger defended himself after the round, saying the marshal told him Garcia had already hit his shot. “The marshal told me he already hit, so I pulled a club and was getting ready to play my shot,” Woods said, via Lavner. Tiger also couldn’t resist getting in a little dig at the Spaniard. “Not real surprising he’s complaining about something.”
Yahoo – Attending an awards dinner for the European Tour, Sergio Garcia was asked if he was planning on having Tiger Woods over for dinner during the U.S. Open considering the way the two had gone at each other since the Players Championship, and his response went from a war of words to downright ignorant. Garcia, channeling his inner Fuzzy Zoeller, said, “We will have him round every night. We will serve fried chicken.” There are moments when things can be taken out of context, but when you’re talking about racism, there just isn’t a smile or a joking tone that can smooth things over. Garcia took what was a battle with the best golfer in the world, and of this generation, and turned it into something ugly.
What a feud we got going here! I wonder if Tiger is gonna make fun of Sergio’s dress next round. Quite possibly the two biggest tools in all of sports engaging in a cat fight. “He made noise when I was swinging!’ “He made hurtful comments about me!” It reads exactly like I’d expect a golf feud to play out.
I don’t expect much more from Sergio Garcia. Dude is the biggest underachiever and the biggest whiner of all time. But Tiger has gotta bring the fucking noise here. Guy is arguably the greatest of all time. Worth a billion dollars. Pisses on whores. Get out of here with that “inappropriate comments” bullshit. You gotta come back over the top with that shit man. Tell him you only eat fried chicken with guys who have won a major. Tell him he can borrow one of your Green Jackets if he wants to sit down at the dinner table with you. Tweet about how he’s 0 for his last 57 Majors. For God’s sake, Tiger, tell him you’re gonna piss on his wife! Sergio Garcia is absolute garbage. Doesn’t deserve a shred of your respect. Man up, publicly embarrass this clown, win the US Open in a few weeks, and go take your place back on the throne. And have sex with hookers, obviously.