Courtney Love Tells Amanda Bynes "Pull It Together Dude"
@amandabynes pull it together dude.
— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) May 28, 2013
This is what’s great about watching these kinds of meltdowns. Rock bottom gets redefined so many times. Like just when you think making up a lie that a police officer slapped your pussy is rock bottom, one of the biggest trainwrecks of all time tells you to get your shit together. Thats a surefire sign you are out of control. Thats like Jodi Arias saying you’re a bad girlfriend or Casey Anthony saying you’re a bad mother or something. The craziest, trashiest whirlwind of booze and drugs of all time thinks you’re a disaster. Time to reevaluate.
But what I love about this tweet is she’s not being all preachy like “Amanda stop doing drugs and start behaving.” She’s just like “stop acting like an asshole.” Its like when one of your buddies is shitfaced in the bar or something and you just want him to stop falling all over the place and making an ass of himself. You’re not telling him to stop drinking or anything. Just want him to stop being an idiot. Courtney doesn’t care if you wanna mainline a speedball but just handle your shit better.
PS – People are asking what meltdown stage Bynes is in. I think she’s officially into Stage 5 unchartered territory. The pussy slapping thing and the Rihanna tweets put her on to a whole new level. Straight up delusional lies and calling out other big time celebrities in very inappropriate ways is enough to give her Stage 5 credentials. Stage 6 is gonna have to be physical violence I think.