I Completely Stole The Show With My Combine Performance

Wikipedia – …McShay is also high school friends with David Portnoy, the editor in chief of the popular sports and pop culture blog Barstoolsports.com. He has also made a YouTube appearance with Portnoy in a weekly segment called ‘The Bro Show’. “The best ability, is availability”, said McShay in reference to the complete lack of athleticism displayed by BSS blogger Kevin Clancy.

Is anybody even talking about the fact that Pres won the Combine? Nope. The talk of the town is KFC. Kevin Francis Clancy. No such thing as bad publicity fuckers! I mean I flat out wowed Todd McShay. Sure, it was in a negative manner. But Todd McShay will probably never forget the day he watched me compete at the level of a 75 year old diabetic woman. I’m just that memorable. Downright astounding. I inspired the quote heard round the internet. “The Best Ability Is Availability.”

When I die my tombstone will read:

PS – This is why you can always trust me, by the way. I told you I’m pathetically out of shape and haven’t done anything competitive since high school and this here is proof positive. I’m the most trusted man on the internet. I don’t blow smoke like some of the other bloggers about Cross Fit training and athletic ability. Cough Cough Big Cat Cough Cough.

PPS – Hey McShay! Sorry about the Wikipedia bro!