I'd Like To Officially Go On the Record As Saying I'm Obsessed With the Chick Leonardo Dicaprio Is Fucking In these Pictures

I just felt like I had to make this known.  I can’t stop thinking about that chick from this morning with Leonardo.   I’m obsessed with her.   I think it’s the bathing suit or something?  Maybe it’s dat ass.   I dunno?  The only thing I know for sure is that I’ve felt it in my plums all day.   Who is this broad?  I demand to know.