I Humbly Present The Most Terrifying Jeopardy Contestant Ever

So I guess Jeopardy contestants have finally realized that if you are going to face the buzzsaw known as Jeopardy James in brain to brain combat, you might as well try to do something out of the ordinary in an attempt prevent the inevitable. And trying to intimidate Gameshow Gawd by unleashing one of the creepiest stories I have ever heard complete with textbook crazy eyes and villain hands during the little fun fact portion of Jeopardy to the point Alex Trebek may have pooped a little while dropping an H-E-double hockey sticks on a show being broadcast during the 7 o’clock hour across this fine country is about as smart a move I have seen out of James’ competition thus far. They could have had Emilia Clarke give that speech the episode before The Battle of Kings Landing and Dany T’s sudden plunge from Breaker Of Chains that liberates men, women, and children to The Mad Queen that burns men, women, and children alive would have made perfect sense.

Nonetheless, I respect Sara’s ploy to get in Big Brain James’ kitchen (or that she is legitimately one of the most terrifying people ever to grace my TV screen including all the characters from Game of Thrones, which means Andy Bellener is probably resting in peace dead as fuck in a shallow grave somewhere). Lets see how everything panned out for her!

Good try Sara and thank you for throwing in a little bit of spice during this absolutely dominant run by James where contestants are routinely chewed up, spit out, and immediately forgotten about like a pack of sunflower seeds during a baseball game.