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Robin Lopez Is About To Suck So Much Ass

Usually these mean tweet bits are hit or miss. Either they are awkward and not at all funny or they’re fantastic. I don’t think I have to tell you which category the Lopez brothers fall into. I would say this was a surprising answer if you don’t really know too much about the Lopez twins, but they are both wildly entertaining and it doesn’t shock me in the slightest where Robin took this segment. That’s how you take control of the story, completely change the narrative and turn that burn into a positive. You don’t think Lopez’s DMs are blowing up right now with people looking to get their ass sucked? Take that to the bank. That’s a next level play right there proving Robin is playing chess while the rest of us play checkers. He could have brushed it off or given some lame answer, and instead he’s manages to find a way to only be minutes away from being nose deep in some cheeks.

You saw that stare into the camera. There was no acting, there was no bit, he was being 100% serious. I am positive that is not where @Nick6Gambee9 expected that tweet to go, but that’s the beauty of a Lopez twin. You never know what you’re going to get.

What a year these two have had. Brook had the best year of his career and is about to get paid, and Robin who is also hitting the market this summer probably just earned himself a max deal paid fully in butts. Not a bad life for either of em.