Wendy's In Canada Serving 9 Patty T-Rex Burger

Huff Po – Your eyes do not deceive you — this nine-patty “T-Rex” Wendy’s burger is real, but only at a single location in Brandon, a city in Canada’s Manitoba province. A Reddit user recently posted the below image of the gargantuan sandwich, and HuffPost decided to investigate. A call to the eatery revealed that the “T-Rex” allegedly came into being after a tongue-in-cheek ad featuring the burger, then fictional, appeared in a Sports Illustrated magazine as long as nine years ago. Customers began requesting the burger, and management at the Brandon Wendy’s obliged. An odd story, no? Although the “T-Rex” isn’t on the location’s official menu, a photo copy of the original Sports Illustrated ad is displayed in the restaurant and hungry patrons can order it for $21.99.

This is how shit works now, folks. This is how the world of food works these days. You want your taco shell to be made out of Doritos, ask and ye shall receive. You want your eggs and bacon served on a glazed donut, bam you’ve got it. If Sports Illustrated makes a fictional add about a 9 patty T Rex Burger served at Wendy’s and you want that to become a reality, just fucking ask. Thats how it goes now. Every sort of awesome food you can imagine is now a very legit possibility. Talk about it on the internet until a food establishment somewhere realizes they can make money by selling it and I promise you it ends up a reality.

What I would like is a buffalo chicken sandwich served on waffle fries. Like instead of a bun I want 2 actual-waffle-sized waffle fries as the bread. Crispy but light fries. Served with sides of blue cheese and ranch. Blue cheese for the buffalo chicken obviously but I love waffle fries dipped in ranch. So you can pick or choose. That would be my fictional sandwich that I want to see come true. Call it the Waffalo Sandwich. Ideally Bar Coastal on the Upper East Side can turn this into a reality for me. Best waffle fries and best ranch dressing I’ve ever had. But if not them, someone else. Get on that. Create the Waffalo Sandwich and make a zillion dollars.