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<p>[marry-kill-fuck 100]<a href="http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/wp-admin/link-manager.php"><br></a></p><p> </p><p>Stumbled upon my old friend Heather I deep throat the other day and it brought me back.  Throw in Madelyn who’s in my top 5 all time with Abella and bingo bango we got an MFK.</p><p> </p><p>Marry – Heather.  She fucking loves doing what she does best.  Bright eyes and big smiles the whole way through.   She would probably not even have to use her no gag reflex on me, but whatever.</p><p>Fuck – I’m torn, usually in the fuck part you pick the exotic chick, but I cant kill Madelyn.  Shes the best fantasy milkmaid, housekeeper, and schoolgirl in the league.  I’ve put up too many stats because of her to leave her for dead.</p><p>Kill – Abella.  Sorry toots, my dick says yes but my heart says no.  I’m a nostalgia kind of guy.  You up and comers are good in the regular season but when its playoffs you aren’t making the second round</p>

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