We Finally Know The Details Of John Calipari's 'Lifetime Contract' And Frankly, He Still Deserves More
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Let’s take a quick look at not only the Calipari household, but the Reagan household:
If only there was a gif of Coach Cal and his family tossing some money around I’d use that too. Actually, I’d ask for an IOU but then use that gif. Either way, you get the point. I’m thrilled. Coach Cal is thrilled. Kentucky is thrilled.
America should be terrified. At least 6 more years of this guy? Terrifying. Now, you might say, ‘oh, he’s overrated. He stinks.’ First off, fuck you. Second of all, let me direct you to this:
See that name there? The one at the top. Yeah, that’s the guy that’s somehow still underpaid despite this 10 year deal. Spare me the 1 title so far. The NCAA is fluky as hell. There’s a reason it’s tough as hell to win a title.
Oh, you know what else Kentucky could have again? Billy fucking Gillispie. He had dudes that were going to be in college for four years. Let’s go back to that. Let’s go back to not making the Elite 8 7 times a decade. Let’s go back to not making 4 Final Fours in a decade. You know who else has 4 Final Fours in the last 10 seasons? No one.
There’s no one better at Kentucky than Calipari. It’s more than a regular job. You need someone with the personality to handle #BBN. He does that. So let’s ride Coach Cal. From your lifetime to mine, this contract is 100% worth it. If you don’t want Cal at Kentucky don’t watch and long for the Gillispie days.
Now, will someone help him take out the damn trash so Mrs. Calipari will stop yelling at him via Instagram? I can’t keep driving from Cincinnati to Lexington. (I’d link the Instagram, but naturally it’s down. If you know, you know).