The Belfie Stick Is Here To Solve All Your Self-Ass Picture Taking Needs

BELFIE – You’ve taken a selfie, now take a belfie! Our unique design makes it easy to take pics of your bum in any angle. Never drop your phone again!
 

BAM! Finally, self absorption and social media falsely exaggerating one’s personal worth is paying off. For as annoying as the selfie craze has become we for once have something that gives back. Booty pics ahoy. They should have no issues promoting these things, either. Crop dust these puppies on sororities around the country, sit back and take in the magic.

However, with great power comes great responsibility. Sure, you want to keep it away from the flats and the fupas. But if this falls in the hands of one of these two first ballot booty HOF’ers and it may rip a seam in the space time continuum.