It's All Fun And Games Until You Realize You're Living On "Eat Ass" Street

ENGLEWOOD, FL - An Englewood woman got a rude surprise in the mail when it was time to renew her driver’s license. The license, pictured at right and with the notification letter accompanying it in the mail, reads “Eat Ass” as the woman’s street address. She says she thought the mailing was some kind of trick, but no – it’s real. The woman tells us The Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles left her on hold for 35 minutes and then never provided an answer as to how it happened. The local DMV office theorizes it was some kind of joke.

You spend your whole life trying not to end up on Eat Ass Boulevard and BAM! You wake up and discover you’ve been tossing salad all along. If anything we need to see the mug of this Floridian. If she looks like meth then her fake address may not be that far off from the truth. You gotta eat out often if you want the fix. That bored DMV worker knew exactly what he was doing.

The Tossed Salad Man must be out on parole and running this block. “Let him eat me, you know, we straight. That’s it.” Why yes, fine sir. That is it.
 

h/t John