Old White Guy Finds Out The Hard Way Not To Say "Fuck Allah" In A Place Full Of Muslims
I know this isn’t going to bode well for people of Islam defending their faith as a peaceful religion, but can you blame these guys? And it’s not just Muslims that would resort to fists of fury in this situation. You offend anyone’s faith like that and it’s not going to end well. If he were pissing on the Torah inside a Jewish deli or snag the best looking boy in a Catholic Church and he would’ve been knocked into the 7th level of hell, too. Religion aside, the moral of the story here is don’t be a dick. That’s all. Don’t be a dick and you’ll never have to worry about starting a Holy War inside a pizzeria.
The Jihad Right Hand Jam. Like your average right hook, only more Holy: