Kylie Jenner Has The Longest Middle Finger I've Ever Seen In My Life
As a person with hands like a preemie (that’s how you spell it, I looked it up after five red lines. Never would’ve gotten there) I’m not one to talk about hands, but I gasped when I saw that finger pop up on my Instagram timeline. That’s a MONSTER. It looks like she’s about to ask you if she can phone home. Jarring. As someone who’s been accused of getting work done (I guess accused is the word? Idk, it’s not illegal) I’m shocked she hasn’t lopped off a knuckle or two on that bad boy because there are definitely too many.
Anyway the replies to this were hilarious so CROWD SOURCED BLOG! YP won this one with a 10/10 tweet.
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PS – If you’re gonna be one of the 1000 people who hit me with a clever “humblebrag with the 4 DMs” those are DMs from people I follow. I actually have thousands of DMs. That’s a real brag.
PPS – Also don’t tell me to charge my phone. I was sitting on my couch and it’s at 10% so I have 9.5% to go before I even consider moving to a charger.