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Kid In India Is Pissed Off He Got A BMW For His Birthday This Weekend, Pushes It Into A River

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A youth pushed his expensive luxury BMW car in a river in Haryana’s YamunaNagar on August 09. He pushed BMW car in a river after his father denied to buy him a Jaguar car. While speaking to ANI on the subject, police official said, “His family informed that he is mentally unwell. He was demanding a Jaguar car as the BMW car was small for him. Investigation will be done.” Police have registered a case in the matter.

Hey you little asshole, you wanna know what kinda car I got when I turned 16?  A 1992 Buick Century with 130,000 miles on it that cost $2500.  And ya know what happened to that car?  My friend threw a firework in it and it exploded.  Like seriously, it caught fire and exploded like a Michael Bay movie in another buddy’s cul-de-sac.  I could have sent the kid who threw the firework to jail for vehicular arson but I didn’t because we had a baseball game against our crosstown rival Wheaton North the next morning and he was our starting pitcher.  That’s the kind of humility I have, I put personal beefs aside to beat an opponent.

Nevertheless, car fires aside –  I wanted this sick Chevy Cavalier for my 16th birthday, but beggars can’t be choosers.  Fucking millennials man.  I hate that I fall into that category.  Kid’s a real life Satan from South Park

”A BMW?!?! I WANTED A JAGUAR!!! IT’S ALL ABOUT ME!!!”

Fucking prick.  Worst part is is that his parents probably caved and bought him the Jag anyways.  They’re assholes too.