19 Year Old Man Sexually Assaulted By 4 Fat Chicks Leaving the Club

CP24.com – Police are searching for suspects after a 19-year-old man was sexually assaulted by a group of women that had offered him a ride home from a downtown club Saturday night. The victim met the four women at a nightclub near King Street and University Avenue. According to police, the woman then offered the man a ride home, but he was instead driven to a parking lot near Queen Street and Spadina Avenue, where he was sexually assaulted by all four suspects. Following the assault, the victim was released and the suspects fled the scene in a silver Honda SUV. The first suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with short blond hair and a tattoo of wings on the back of her neck. The woman, who was the driver of the vehicle, also spoke with a British accent. The second suspect is described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four, 190-200 lbs., with long dark hair, the bottom portion of which was dyed red. The description for the other two suspects is less clear with both described as white, between 30 and 36 years of age, about five-foot-four and weighing between 190-200 lbs., All four suspects were dressed in short black dresses and wore high heels with no nylons.

I was getting ready to laugh at this story and make fun of this dude but then I read the description of the chicks. Each of them were five-foot-four 190-200 lbs? Umm that’s HUGE. Freaking HUGE. Nothing funny about getting raped by 4 fat chicks in some abandoned parking lot. That’s like my worst nightmare. My only question is how did they get him hard enough to assault him? Isn’t that required for it to be sexual assault? Or did these monsters just fondle his soft dick? Could that be possible? Don’t tell me they force fed him Viagra. That had to be it. The old fat chick date rape equalizer.