Peyton Manning Is Now A Bears Superfan
Ditka. Beers. Polish sausage. Peyton? The fuck? I never really had an opinion on Manning outside of football, but this kinda put me in the “he’s the man” camp. Any time I hear “Packers suck” come out of ANYONE’S mouth I become fully aroused. The Cubs and the Packers I are the two teams in sports I loathe with an utter passion the most and I cannot wait until both fall flat on their goddamn faces this fall.
Aaron Rodgers’ head, I want it on a stake Game of Thrones style 5 days from now. Bear fucking down.
PS the Super Fans skit on SNL being pimped out for Bears 100 is kinda awesome. Some of the best SNL skits ever