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You Think Shaq Gives A Shit About Being Called Lazy? He's Too Busy Going B-A-N-A-N-A-S To Gwen Stefani

Shaq absolutely can’t stop, won’t stop raving his ass off at every concert/show in America. He’s having a goddamn summer doing so with people videotaping him. And every single time I laugh. There’s something so pure about this gigantic manchild hopping around – or in this case jamming out to Gwen Stefani’s Hollaback Girl.

Look at this run he’s had this summer at shows:

All I know is, pray for this guy in front of him

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This is really the only shot I could take where his face is in it. He’s in the worst spot in the world. I’d 100% rather be behind Shaq not being able to see a goddamn thing than get ragdolled like this man. You just have a sweaty Shaq right up on your ass.

This is exactly how Shaq should respond to Kobe saying he was lazy or they’d have 12 rings. You think he gives a shit about that? Nah, he’s gotta make fun of Dwight Howard and go catch a show he can rave at.

I think I want nothing more than to catch a show with Shaq. I gotta see what this is like in person. Just put me next to him, in no way do I want to be in front or behind. I need to see this up close and personal.

No one has had a better summer than Shaq

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