I Want Rutgers Kicked Out Of The Big Ten
I tweeted this in the first half of the Rutgers-UMass game last weekend. UMass started fast and Rutgers looked like Rutgers which is to say that they were they were fucking pathetic. Rutgers came back and Rutgers twitter, which is a thing I guess, got in my mentions
uh no shit I didn’t watch the entire game. It’s Rutgers vs UMass
I am not going to delete my account, but I don’t like getting clapped back by some Rutgers pud who doesn’t even have the authority to delete his. The fact that Rutgers people were taking pride in beating a MAC school or whatever conference UMass plays in now tells you everything you need to know about Rutgers. Last in athletics, first in STDs. They’re 7-36 in BigTen play since joining the league. They’re one of the most pathetic programs in the history of college football.
And I know what people say…”The New York market, the New York market blah blah blah”. Well I’ve been in NYC for about 36 hours now and you know what…I don’t want to associate with the New York market. This place fucking stinks. All of New York feels like your standing directly behind a semi-truck. Breathing in hot toxic fumes, a steady onslaught on your ears from assholes on their car horns or just talking in their asshole accent. It’s the most obnoxious market to be in and deal with. And…getting the New York market with Rutgers assumes that Rutgers grads can actually a) afford cable and b) they care about football. Neither of which are true. They bring nothing to the table except for syphilis which has somehow been on the rise at Rutgers since 2014. You read that correctly. A disease first introduced to Europeans by Christopher Columbus and his crew in 1492 is GROWING at the State University Of New Jersey. Look it up.
I think the BigTen should try to negotiate some sort of trade with the ACC. Give them back Maryland, who I don’t really have a beef with, and they take on Rutgers, and they give the midwest Pittsburgh. Then find a way to grab West Virginia so we can just do the Backyard brawl in the Big10. Salt of the Earth people from those areas. They’d fit in perfectly. Make the Big10 a rustbelt league again.