High School Strength Coach Clotheslines Streaker, Drags Him Off The Field By His Shirt

Spot on caption by the Chicago social team, that strength coach has been waiting his whole life for that exact scenario to play out.  Because you know there’s no one he hates more than the kids who don’t play football. His job is to sculpt the bodies of the future pussy-slaying, Enterprise-Rental-Car-managing DIII athletes who will peak somewhere around age twenty-two. He doesn’t have time to deal with students who aren’t serious about their futures. I will give him credit though, it was a hell of a hit. The kid went completely horizontal.

Poor guy got absolutely emasculated after he got to his feet too.

Dragged by his shirt? Yikes. Hopefully it was worth the three day suspension, bud. The good news is, the strength coach has jerk now off material for the next three months. Silver linings.