Boston College Should Be Forced To Cancel Their Football Program
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If you told me I’d ever be furious about the result of a Boston College football game I’d have called you a liar and challenge you to a pistols at dawn duel. Because it’s disrespectful to me, a man of class and high taste, to be even thinking about BC football. Let alone blogging about them. But when I saw this final score I became infuriated beyond my wildest dreams.
I am a casual college football observer, I know what I need to know to get by. Alabama, Clemson = good as hell; Penn State = Yikes man wtf; Miami = used to be cool as hell, forgot how to give out bags. And even as someone who just knows the basics, even I know that Kansas Jayhawk football would get ran off the field by Last Chance U. I get that they have Les Miles grazing on their sidelines now. But it’s his first season. These aren’t even his guys out there yet and he just ran BC off the field in their own building. I’ll be honest with you, I think it’s the worst loss in the history of Boston. Not just sports. I’m talking about like when England lost America to us. Things of that nature. This is worse than all of that.
The more I think about it the more I think they should not only have to cancel the program they have to rename the school. Chestnut Hill College. CHC Eagles. Sounds like a decent high school. I think it plays. The football team can be donated to Northeastern and they can have their program back. Fair is fair. The Huskies never went out and lost to Kansas at home for all the world to see, tarnishing the good name Boston sports have built up over these last *checks watch* well since they started sports.