True Love Is Having Sex In The Back Of A Cop Car With Your Significant Other After Getting DUI's On Bicycles

[Source] - Deputies say a Florida couple arrested on suspicion of cycling under the influence on Friday the 13th didn’t let that stop them from having sex in the back of a patrol car.

Things took a sordid turn when the arresting deputy noticed the couple had shed their clothes and were starting to have sex in the back of his patrol car. When deputies opened the car door to intervene, the naked man knocked a deputy to the ground and took off running into the night.

I don’t think we need to say this happened in Florida, because of course it did. The real thing here is just how pure this love is. This is a modern day love story. Not anything related with Tinder or the Internet. Just enjoying a nighttime ride on some bicycles. Gazing at the stars together while almost getting drilled by cars and having a BAC double the legal limit. Just like you hear in fairytales. But then it gets better. OHHHHH it gets better.

Name something more romantic, more erotic than getting caught up in the moment sitting in that backseat of the car. Now, I have to assume they weren’t handcuffed because how else would they get naked? If they were handcuffed these two need to go on the road for some magic show. Nothing screams the moment like the back of a cop car. I don’t know why they are being charged for anything besides love.

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