Mike Leach Breaks Down Pac-12 Mascot Battle
Mike Leach had an interesting press conference yesterday. He discussed the California image/likeness bill:
And then, more importantly, broke down a battle between the Pac-12 mascots:
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Peak Mike Leach. Let’s break it down.
Arizona State Sun Devil: “What kind of mythical powers does a Sun Devil have?” Great point. Can he control the sun? Or is he just a Devil that loves the sun? Mike went on to say “you’d have to get one of those Harry Potter activists to read up on how you kill a Sun Devil.”
Arizona Wildcat: “I’m going to say the wildcat is out.” Fair assesment. I’d give him a shot though. Wildcat’s have claws, are fast, and have a mean streak in them.
USC Trojan: “Does he have a horse or is he on foot? Does he have a bow and arrow or just a sword?” If the Tronjan is on a horse and has a bow and arrow I’d say he has a shot. However, still bottom half of the conference in this situation.
UCLA Bruin: “The bruin is definitely formidable.”
Stanford Tree: “The tree is going to be chopped down. Unless we are going to go with a bird and somebody is going to get picked or something.”
Oregon Ducks: “The duck may just lose interest and fly out of there.” I’m basing this on survival, so the Duck may actually have a shot.
Washington Huskies: “The Husky, no chance.”
Oregon State Beaver: “The beaver? We’ll see how long the beaver can hold his breath.”
Utah Utes: “The Ute? Now we are back to does he have a horse? A bow and arrow? Can he trade in for a riffle?”
Colorado Buffaloes: “A buffalo is going to be pretty hard to tangle with.”
Final rankings:
1. Sun Devil
2. Buffalo
3. Trojan
4. Bruin
5. Ute
6. Wildcat
7. Cougar
8. Beaver
9. Duck
10. Husky
11. Tree