Spike Lee May Have Designed The Ugliest Yankees Hat In The History Of The World

You know what? I’ve really been dying to wear a hat that looks like I glued 27 cue tips during an arts and crafts project in grammar school. Yeah, that’s the winner. $43? What’s money anyways? We only live in the most expensive city on Earth, what’s the big deal?

If I see someone wearing this hat at the stadium I’m turning around and walking the other way to prevent myself from lighting that person on fire. For the good of the world, you are in your right as a fan to find these hats and throw them in the garbage if you see someone rocking it. This is just a bad look for the Yankee franchise and the fanbase. You can’t in good conscience buy this hat and think that’s a good life decision. You couldn’t pay me $43 to wear that hat. I don’t think you could pay me $100. I’d just want to die the entire time out of embarrassment. Figure it out Spike Lee.