Smokeshow Daughter of JP Morgan CEO Just Casually Talking About Chicks Dropping Heat In the Office

Business Insider – JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon’s daughter Laura has an article in the Daily Beast about women going No. 2 in the office. Laura’s piece features a series of anecdotes on how women are pooping at work without getting caught.

Here’s an excerpt:

One 27-year-old at a financial services firm in New York City brings her BlackBerry along while she does it, and sends an email during the experience so that she has an “alibi.” A popular national morning TV show host in her 40s—who, like most others interviewed in this story, asked to remain nameless to avoid embarrassment—said that she walks 10 minutes to another section of her midtown office building to do it, and still then only does it when no one in the hallway sees her en route.

And another:

Jill, 28, a Vancouver native now working at an insurance company in New York City, said that if she absolutely can’t avoid the act entirely, she lifts her feet off the ground and props them up against the side of the stall to avoid the “chance that the person next to me would recognize my shoes and forever hold in their heads that I was the girl” defecating in the ladies’ room.

I don’t even know how to respond to this story. I’m just sitting here with a perplexed look on my face. Like the last thing I want to hear about is chicks dropping heat in the office. Because as far as I’m concerned girls don’t fart or shit. And if they do that means they’re a savage. But at the same time there is something oddly compelling about a filthy rich smokeshow talking about such a disgusting subject matter. It’s hard to explain. Like I guess if anybody is going to talk about this it might as well be this rich socialite?

PS – If you’re a girl and you need to shit at the office you’re eating too much.