So Chips Ahoy Cookies With Oreo Creme Filling Are Now A Thing And Diabetes Seem All But Certain Now
Everybody stay calm. Let’s think this through. Nobody make any sort of rash decision like going out and buying out your local grocery store‘s entire stock of these things. Just kidding. Do it. Do it right now. Drop whatever you’re doing, speed through your city’s streets, cause massive car wrecks. Kill a couple of people if you have to. Do whatever you have to do to get your hands on these things. I don’t care if you have a “job” and you need to “pay rent” and “make car payments” and “feed your children”. None of that matters anymore. All of that stuff will work itself out. I haven’t even had these yet but if there’s even a shred of doubt in your mind that they’ll be awesome, you’re mixed nuts. We haven’t seen two giants join forces like this since Dr. Dre discovered a white kid from Detroit named Marshall Mathers. This might even be bigger than that even. Sure, Dre and Em spawned multiple classic albums and multiple successful record labels and changed the course of hip hop music forever. Child’s play in light of this news. These cookies have the chance to spawn diabetes in the bodies of people everywhere and possibly even lowering the average age of human beings. I personally can’t wait to be one of it’s first victims. Pop bottles.
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