Barstool Sports Dogs Of The Week - 10/4/19

Sup dawgs.

Been some time since I wrote a blog around here but that’s just dog life. I’m busy doing stuff like getting up in some strange ass and not giving a fuck because that’s my job. Hanging out and being cool and not caring about life aka the exact opposite of carl since the Cubs’ wheels fell off.

I promised him I wouldn’t bring it up but at the same time I also promised I’d circle back on his request to fix the Cubs.

So in honor of the MLB playoffs and just how much the Cubs suck, let’s check in on how you guys would’ve turned this around. I wonder if any of these work? Or more importantly does it even matter when you lose 10 of your last 12?

I’d ask Carl but he’s still on a ledge.

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Some of those aren’t nice. Some of these are helpful. And some of them I’d plainly like to forget. But all of them I love because YOU’RE ALL GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS.

Everyone have a nice weekend.

Seriously I love all of you.

Love,

Scottie.