This Is Why If You Get A Boner Dancing With A Chick You're A Loser
Remember on KFC Radio months ago Pres got really mad at me because I said I don’t get boners when a chick is grinding into me? Well I look a whole lot better right now don’t I? No one wants to be the nerd with a batch in his cargo shorts because the twerk team just did the 2 step on his dick and balls. Band geeks get boners on the dance floor and cum their pants. Normal guys who talk to girls don’t like it. It’s too uncomfortable. Just some ass slamming into your dick through jeans and buttons and zippers. With all those metallic objects in the way, having a chick grind on you is basically S&M. Want me to get a boner? Ok let’s go home and get naked and have sex. Otherwise, where is the bar?