Miltons Pimp My Look
American Eagle polo? Unforgivable.
Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.
Today’s Contestant
Reader email
Sup Pres,
So here’s the deal, this stallion here is our buddy Manning aka McLovin. Great kid but has so much to learn. First things first, kid is stuck in ’03. The pants are constantly sagged below his ass with a fitted hat on backwards. His pasty white skin combined with his tri-colored chin pubes makes for an awful combination. His hobbies include playing soccer, chugging rubi, and listening to screamo. He needs help and he needed it yesterday. Help ushelp him.