We Have Boobs In The World Series!

Not only is Gerrit Cole filthier than a New York City sewer, but he is clearly unflappable regardless of if one of the best hitters on the planet is digging in or four lovely boobs are flashing him in the face. I'm pretty sure Scott Boras just added a comma to the offer he'll be asking from the Angels, Yankees, and whatever Mystery Team bids for his services after seeing that type of concentration to his craft.

However, I hope Goose Gossage or Brian McCann didn't see that or else they'll be puking at the sight of four lovely breasts desecrating the sacred game during the old Fall Classic (said in old baseball reporter voice). I'd yell from the highest mountaintop "What about the children? Will anybody think about the children?" but every kid on the East coast probably fell asleep hours ago. Many moons ago, Bryce Harper said he wanted to make baseball fun again in Washington DC. And these two young ladies did exactly that by pulling a Janet Jackson on baseball's biggest stage. #RE2PECT.

Credit to me for not making the dad joke that the only boob we usually see behind the plate during the World Series is Marlins Man. I took the high road for dads across the world as well as the troops and first responders.

UPDATE: We may have a confession from one of the faceless boobers. The infamous Instagram model Julia Rose who has shown her face, and more, on this blog in the past (The real ones remember Julia Rose as the girl who caused absolute CHAOS on her season of the MTV show Are You The One. Helen of Troy caused less pain to the hearts of men than Julia did that season).

I will have to do more research to confirm in this is exactly the case. More updates when I get them...