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Deadspin's Newest Writer Posts His Debut Article, Classy Fans Reply "Fuck You, You Fucking Scab Piece Of Shit" So Many Times He Deletes It And Apologizes, Then Promptly Quits Deadspin.

Alternate headline: 

"Guy hired to do a job gets harassed and cyber-bullied for doing his job"

And on and on and on that went. I was about to rate the "Top 5 Classy Deadspin Fans Who Are So Superior To The Angry Dumb Stoolies Who Harass People Online All Day Instead of Engaging In Spirited Debate In The EPIC Comment Section" when two things happened in the blink of an eye:

1 — Alan deleted the tweet. And apologized.

HE DELETED THE TWEET OF HIS NBA BLOG POST AND APOLOGIZED FOR DOING HIS JOB!

But don't forget there's a 2 —

...he quit. 

He fucking quit. He got hired to write about sports so he wrote about Kevin Durant and got so many mean comments on Twitter he packed up his messenger bag and walked out. Just quit. 

Incredible. I don't know what's worse here. That the Deadspin fans I hear so much about for being the model citizens of the internet while our fans are pieces of dumpster trash harassed and bullied a guy so badly for doing his job? Or that this adult man cried and apologized and literally fucking quit on his first day because of it? 

So that's the latest with these fucking morons and this fucking baby.