Asians Are From Outer Space - Part 2,756,093: "Orgasm Wars" In Japan Features A Gay Dude Blowing A Straight Male Porn Star Trying To Make Him Come
Huff Po – Anyone remember the game show “Make Me Laugh,” in which comedians tried to make contestants giggle within a time limit? Well, this is a “make me climax” variation: A gay man tries to bring a straight man to orgasm against his will. The show is called “Orgasm Wars,” and it airs on late-night Japanese TV. Dramatically narrated for a jokey effect, the variety program features straight Japanese porn star Ryou Sawai meeting his “opponent,” Takuya, in a warehouse. They exchange boasts of who will win and then get down to business. Takuya performs oral sex on the porn star but all the graphic action takes place discreetly in a covered box. Takuya has 40 minutes to finish the job as university students cheer on the contestants. (Quite the field trip.)
I saw this video last weekend and I wasn’t sure if I should blog it because I wasn’t sure if it was real. But today as I see it go viral on other news outlets I realize, it doesn’t really matter. Because either A) There’s a show in Japan were a gay guy pretends to blow a straight guy as some sort of physical challenge show down to entertain viewers or B) There’s a show in Japan where a gay guy actually blows a straight guy as some sort of physical challenge to entertain viewers. Either fucking way, Japan is yet again the epicenter of bizarre sexual behavior and entertainment. I mean if its real, obviously that male porn star has some low fucking standards and apparently no barriers at all. Letting some fat gay dude wearing a bra suck your dick might be the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard. And regardless of whether its real or fake, the viewers are probably the most pathetic of all. The only people worse than the male porn star willing to get sucked by a fat gay dude are the people watching at home on the edge of their seat to see who “wins.”
Guess what Japan? Nobody fucking “wins” in your country. Ever. Whether its because gay man are trying to make straight dudes cum or chicks are getting bukakked by 300 pixelated dicks or girls are getting sexually assaulted on public transportation, we’re all losers. You’re all extra terrestrial losers.
PS – Would you come? I think its all about just not getting hard in the first place. No way I’d get hard for a fat gay Japanese guy with tits. But, if somehow I already had a boner and that dude surprised me and starting blowing me, I have no idea what would happen.