Colts Lose To The Filthiest City In The Country In A Heartbreaking Ending
(My whole family was born in Pittsburgh btw, I hope they read this right).
I can and can't believe this game. Why do we make every losing team in the NFL look amazing and outplay the best teams!? God damn it! What I love about this team is that they play till the last possession, they never give up. Every game has been decided by 7 or less points. What I hate is we make ONE small mistake (missed PAT) that changed the whole prediction! Never a calm ending.
First off, the game got off to a great start. Kenny Moore got a pick right off the bat which would set up Vinny a field goal.
After that, some asshole from CBS jinx's the fuck out of Ryan Kelly
Great. Ryan's out, T.Y. is out for 3 more weeks, at least the Brisket is still on the menu, right?! Wrong! Heinz Field had to 86 that shit quick by making Quenton Nelson step on Jacoby's ankle putting him out for the rest of the game.
Well that's great. 3 starters are out. Well have no fear because we have CHAD SWAG KELLY ON THE ROSTER! But we also have Brian Hoyer.
Brain throws a dart to Doyle to put us up 7! Ok! The momentum is still on our side! Not so fast because with great power comes a great fucking throw to Minkah Fitzpatrick (great trade by the Steelers btw).
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Now its a ball game. To speed this up, Hoyer got sacked 4 times, throws 2 more TD's to Zach Pascal and Chester Rogers. Justin Houston also stripped Mason Rudolph resulting in a safety.
So now it's 26-24 with 2:28 left. Boys In Blue ball. Hoyer drives down the field to set up Vinny for a 43 yarder. You should know Vinny has been having the most inconsistent season of his life right now. The GOAT will shank an extra point twice but nail a 51-yarder to win. So here I am with 1:11 left about to shit myself on the couch when all of a sudden, a dog that my roommate has been babysitting shits on the couch and throws up a carrot on it.
I dropped my jaw, looked over to the TV, and dropped my jaw so low that Lebron's python sized cock could probably fit in there.
As always, the defense kept the game alive. We were able to force the Steelers to kick in the redzone a few times. Leonard has 2 costly flags, one of which was horse shit because it should've been called on the Steelers sideline. Rock Ya-Sin still needs more time to develop in the league. We also gotta hold on to the ball! Parris Campbell fumbled twice, Rogers once!
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Just a disgusting game in a disgusting city next to a disgusting piece of shit. Hoyer played great after his pick 6, it's just he could only rely on Doyle or Pascal to make a catch. Next week we host the Dolphins who just won their first game!?! Great. This team is still good, but boy do we need our stars healthy and ready. As always, Go Horse.