JFK and Gerald Ford Both Banged The Same German Spy

Daily Mail – A former Senate aide who spent decades climbing through the ranks in Washington has revealed how the Capitol was run by men who drank bourbon at all hours, had sex with secretaries and accepted thousands of dollars in bribes.  Robert Gene Baker worked first as a page in the Senate, transferring phone calls and keeping track of vote counts, but grew his role so that he ended up being former President Lyndon Baines Johnson’s closest aide. Baker was eventually arrested for theft and tax evasion in 1967, but he has now opened up to Politico Magazine about the lawless manner that dominated DC at that time. His most salacious revelation came about Presidents Kennedy and Ford, who allegedly had affairs with the same East German woman- who was later believed to be a spy.  Baker knew Ellen Rometsch because she was the wife of a West German army officer stationed in Washington. She was ‘as pretty as Elizabeth Taylor’ and the trappings of marriage did not stop her from making herself known to the President.  ‘She really loved oral sex… She went to the White House several times. And President Kennedy called me and said it’s the best head-job he’d ever had, and he thanked me,’ Baker said to Politico. Her alleged dalliances did not stop at the White House, as she also had relations with then-Congressman ‘Jerry’ Ford from Michigan, who went on to become president after Nixon resigned.  Ford’s relationship with Ms Rometsch allegedly took place during his time on the Warren Commission where he was tasked with investigating President Kennedy’s assassination.  The affair was used against him by FBI director J. Edgar Hoover who was frustrated that the Warren Commission was not sharing their findings,  ‘So, (Hoover) had this tape where Jerry Ford was having oral sex with Ellen Rometsch. You know, his wife had a serious drug problem back then… Hoover blackmailed… Ford to tell him what they were doing,’ Baker said.

Do you know how impressive your dick sucking skills have to be in order for JFK to say you gave him the best head-job of all time? This German spy has gotta be the best dick sucker on the planet. Like move over, Heather Brooke. Ellen Rometsch almost sucked John F. Kennedy’s dick clean off his body. And I guess Gerald Ford got those sloppy seconds. Talk about one of your all time downgrades. I mean she was a German spy, she probably would have blown William Taft’s fat ass to get some American secrets. But you can’t tell me she wasn’t pumped to be blowing JFK. Gerald Ford? Not so much.

PS – If You dont think I’m calling blow jobs head jobs from here on out, you are outside of your mind