I Love This Giants Fan Laughing Like A Maniac As He Eats A Bunch Of Punches From Cowboys Fans
Shout out to Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds showing more fight than the Giants secondary tonight. I know he probably wasn't able to actually feel the feeling of pain when this video was shot and Cowboys fans are much more likely to be pretty boys with a pair of diamond studs in their ears than bad boys with a pair of murder weapons for hands. But this was the most one-sided fight I have ever seen where the better fighter didn't even try to fight. In fact, I thought he was going to start punching himself like The Narrator from Fight Club just to draw some blood. Because based on the look of their faces, the dude getting hammered by multiple hands and growling like an animal was much happier to be involved in a donnybrook than the guys throwing said hands that are landing like pillows in a pillowfight.
Which is why I need to see this Giants fan lace'em up at Rough N Rowdy 10 in Providence, RI on November 22nd. He can fight against one or all of these Cowboys fans at once, since I'm sure Portnoy can pull more strings in a New England arena than an arena south of the Mason Dixon line. So anyone reading this that is friends with this warrior, let him know we need him to defend the honor of Giants fans one last time whenever he wakes up in whatever gutter he ends up in. The rest of us will be watching live on PPV (Buy at BuyRNR.com).