The Twittersphere Is Loving Miss Indiana Today And Saying She Had The Only "Normal" Body In The Pageant
Oh gimme a fucking break. Of course this is happening. You just knew after a pageant like last night where dime pieces show off their dime piecery some people were gonna take the side of the most “normal” looking girl out there and use it as a platform to slam the other contestants. The last part of that sentence is important. These people don’t give a shit about Miss Indiana. They couldn’t care less about her. They just need the in that allows them to be pissed about how uber hot all of the other girls are. Hi haters. Not to mention I don’t watch the Miss USA pageant for normal. Nobody does. I watch it to see girls who are completely out of this world and out of my league strut around like they owe me money and this is how they’re paying off the debt. The pageant and the Victoria’s Secret fashion show are two night’s out of the year where the point of the entire show is for hot girls to show off just how hot they are. And here’s the funniest thing about all of this, Miss Indiana’s body isn’t normal. She’s smoking fucking hot and in no way, shape or form normal. No person with a full brain sees her on the street and says “Now that’s a full women!” They say, “Oh, that’s a strikingly attractive women who could be in a pageant.” I guarantee if the same girls tweeting #RealGirlsArentTwigs saw Miss Indiana on the street without the context of the other contestants they’d be hating on her under their breath about how pretty and skinny she is.
PS- Fuck that Greg Gorman guy and his “that’s what real men want” bull shit. That’s just another game. Publicly say you support the “normal” chick that all the other chicks on Twitter are supporting and maybe hopefully they’ll favorite your tweet/retweet you/sleep with you. Games on top of games on top of games.