Does This Look Like The Faces Of Two People Who Were Having Sex Out In The Open At A Retirement Community?
Huffington Post- A resident of a Florida retirement community was allegedly caught having sex outside with her younger lover on June 2, according to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun. Margaret Ann Klemm, 68, and David Bobilya, 49, were charged with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct after being allegedly caught sans pants in the “square” of The Villages in Sumter County. The Village is known as “Florida’s friendliest retirement hometown.” Klemm was also allegedly without a shirt, and officials say they both appeared intoxicated.
Everyone’s first reaction will be and should be “Fucking Florida”. It’s the scum of the Earth and the red headed step child of America where nothing that happens down there surprises anyone any more. You could tell me the craziest, grossest, nastiest, most offensive story in the world and if you finished it with, “It happened in Florida” I wouldn’t bat an eye. The place is completely off the rails. But my second reaction to this story is maybe the old people at the retirement community needed a show. Are the lovers who got caught doing the deed in a public places the best looking bags of flesh in the world? Nope. But I’m guessing at a certain age it doesn’t matter what people look like anymore. If you were a senior citizen at this place watching these two go at it you had to be PISSED when they got caught. Show’s over. All of that viagra for nothing. Hell, I’m 25 and my standards for what constitutes a women I’d sleep with has gone down exponentially. When you 60+ it can’t matter any more. It just can’t. Action is action at that point.
PS- It says the lady is a resident at the retirement community. She packed it in a little early, no? I know there’s a difference between retirement community and retirement home but I’m not going to any of those places until I’m forced there because my brain is shutting down and I still won’t go willingly. As shitty as the real world is, I still prefer it over a sterile retirement community every day of the week and twice on Sundays.
Double PS- I bet the 68 year old goes around the community bragging to her girlfriends that she’s tapping a younger guy. I would. At the age of 68 it can’t be easy to pull in dudes 19 years younger than you.