Dude With 2 Dicks Doing A Reddit AMA Right Now And It Is Fascinating
Reddit – Double Dick Dude: when i go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.
Question: Are you a Ghostbusters fan? Have you ever crossed the streams?
Double Dick Dude: HAHAHAHAHAHA. you can never cross the streams, it would be bad.
Double Dick Dude: My prostate gets inflamed if I dont ejaculate enough. I’m probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful.
Question: What’s it like having both of them in the same hole?
Double Dick Dude: snug? 
Its nice. i like hearing the moaning from the person I’m squeezed inside of.
Question: Do you have a favorite?
Double Dick Dude: Yes. the right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. lol
Question: How do women react when they find out?
Double Dick Dude: varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little. lol
Question: Do you shower at the Y or wait until you get home? How do you deal with the triple takes? I’m assuming you get stares and not just sneak-a-peaks.
Double Dick Dude: I generally avoid public bathrooms and if I do use one i try to use the stall and not a wall urinal. There’ve been times where I’ve had to use the urinal and because i have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. so unless i pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesnt feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah Ive gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go HOLY SHIT.
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Question: Can one be hard and the other not?
Double Dick Dude: always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I’m horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they’ve both been equally rock hard.
Question: Ever gotten a blowjob from two girls/man at the same time?
Double Dick Dude: yep
Question: So has there ever been that awkward moment when one person finishes the job before the other?
Double Dick Dude: Nah, they both cum at the same time, but if you’re working on the left one you have to suck it out. The right one launches every time.
Question: Do you tend to warn them before hand ?
Double Dick Dude: I’ve been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now. I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed it. It’s sort of, made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I dont talk about it otherwise, like if im not going to have sex with you, you wont know i’ve got two dicks. lol
Spare me the “You’re so gay KFC!” comments. “You’re a fag!” If you’re a red blooded man with 1 dick you have 500% wondered what it would be like to have 2 dicks. And this guy known as “Double Dick Dude” has all the answers. How do you piss? How do you cum? What do chicks think? How do you fuck? The picture of it is absolutely horrifying. Straight out of a science fiction movie. I always envisioned a double dick situation would be like one on top of the other. If you’ve ever seen that eFukt movie you know what I’m talking about. But this guy’s dual cock is forked in a V shape which just seems incredibly uncomfortable. Naturally he’s bi sexual and “in a relationship” with a guy and a girl at the same time because you don’t grow up with 2 dicks without becoming somewhat fucked up sexually. But all in all this dude sounds pretty normal. Just about as regular as a guy with 2 dicks can be.