The Woman With 42 Pounds Of Tits Wants To Upgrade To Size QQQ

Huff Po – At the age of 45, Lacey Wildd is proud to be plastic. The former showgirl had her first breast augmentation 20 years ago and has increased her bust size far beyond what would be considered normal. Last year, she wore a Size MMM bra, but she contemplates going up to a Size QQQ on an episode of “My Strange Addiction”airing Jan. 8 on TLC. Wildd has spent $250,000 to surgically enhance her chest, but her ample bosom sometimes leaves her feeling like a boob. “You know what’s hilarious? I lose stuff in [my cleavage],” she says on the episode. “I had to go and buy the big phone because I would lose my other phone constantly inside there.”

Remember Lacey from a couple years back? She was a size LLL back in 2012. Well now shes at MMM. And she’s looking to upgrade to QQQ. She’s got fucking forty pounds worth of tits. When is enough enough you big titted maniac?? I wanna stand in front of the mirror with this woman and show her just how big her tits are. Like Skyler White when she shows Walter his giant block of cash. Shows him a pile of like $20 million cash to try to show him he doesn’t need anymore. Just stop.

Thats what I wanna do with Lacey’s tits. Show her just how big her rack really is. Two 20 pound tits bolted to her chest. Size MMM bra. Do you really need QQQ? Do you really need 50 pounds of tits? Where does it stop? YYY? ZZZ? A hundred pounds of tits? When is enough enough. Its like Robinson Cano taking $240 million to play in the wasteland that is Seattle. After $150 mil whats the difference? Getting greedy for more will just ruin your life – either in the form of playing 2B for the Mariners or your chest and/or back collapsing from 50 pound tits.