I've Switched To Briefs And I Couldnt Be Happier: An Underwear Journey
Last week I got my body waxed because I lost a bet. In all honesty, I wasn't mad about losing the bet. You see, sometimes one knows that his body hair has gotten a little unruly. Sometimes one knows that his look isn't as good as it used to be. Sometimes one knows that a change in body, mind, and spirit is needed in order to reach his full potential.
For me, that time came after I saw the footage of myself getting waxed on the Barstool Radio table. Besides my underwear and what people are calling "unseasonably early wear of Christmas socks," I look great. Fit as a whistle and sexy as always. But, was I ahead of the fashion curve? No. Let that no resound. From valley to valley. From hill to hill, let that no reach the highest of the heavens because I am man enough to admit that I needed a change.
When I got home from New York, I walked up to my wife and gave her a tongue-filled kiss. It was as passionate as it was tender. After that, I walked into our room, pulled the basket of underwear from its place in our dresser and walked said basket to the trash. I emptied every pair of boxers and boxer briefs into the trashcan because I needed a full change. Earlier that day, I ordered 20 pairs of briefs and 20 pairs of socks. It was time for a change and I made it with force. It wasnt time to pussyfoot.
Amazon Prime delivered the new clothes to me with free same-day shipping. When the briefs arrived, I pulled one from the package and gently slide the briefs over my cock and balls. I have never felt so secure, so protected, so... sexy. I was walking around like the cock of the walk and for good reason. As you know, my post-vasectomy testicles have always been a source of shame. No longer. They have been boosted like the tits of a woman wearing a wonderbra.
I say all that to say to you that briefs: they're not just for lawyers and safety stand-downs anymore. They are for your penis, balls, and ass too. If you need some change in your life, start with your underwear.