Stop Doing Weird Shit At The Gym, You Freaks
Has the gym always been like this? I feel like yes, but the only reason we see it more often now is just because everybody has a camera on their phone and can immediately post a video on the internet for the whole world to see. But for some reason or another, the gym is the one public setting where everybody completely forgets how to appropriately function as a member of society. And I get it to an extent. There's something primal about working out. You're not just stuck sitting at a desk anymore dressed in a suit just counting down the minutes so that you can go home, drink a beer, watch some TV, go to sleep, wake up and do the whole goddamn thing over again every day until you die. So I get that the gym is a place to escape that for a while, you're releasing endorphins and moving around like the way that human beings were meant to move.
But for the love of god, could some of you people be any fucking weirder? It's honestly not difficult at all to get a good workout in without having to be a complete and total jackass about it. You don't need to simulate plowing your wife while you're getting some work in on the yoga ball. You don't need to be walking around screaming the music that you're listening to in your headphones. You especially don't need to have your old saggy balls out in the sauna. Just go to the gym, pick some shit up, put it back down, don't say a word to anybody else while you're in there, be an adult and put the weights back from where you got them, do yourself a favor and wash your hands on the way out and then leave. It's fairly simple yet we have folks screwing it up every single day at every single gym in America. Especially the old saggy balls in the sauna.