Introducing Quite Possibly The Greatest Boobs Of All Time

I know I tend to exaggerate quite a bit. But I’m not kidding these might be the most perfect tits ever. Its Alexandra Daddario from that new HBO show I’ve been blogging about, True Detective. She plays Woody Harrelson’s sidepiece and in this scene she handcuffs him, sets her tits free, bends over and takes over her shorts, and blows him. Not gonna lie its pretty fucking spectacular. My dick was all confused after watching McConaughey’s creepy ass. He’s all weird and there’s dead bitches with antlers strapped to her head and shit and then BAM best tits I’ve ever seen all up in my grill. My dick was like “Holy shit all hands on deck! Lets get erect! Those titties are the B.O.A.T!”

I mean Maybe Sofia Vergara or Jennifer Love Hewitt’s tits look like that too, but I can’t imagine they are any better than hers. You can tie Alexandra Daddario’s tits, but you cannot beat them.

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