Sports Are Dumb But The Good News Is That One Day We All Die And Don't Have To Care About Them Anymore
That's the only thing I can keep telling myself right now. There's going to come a day when I go down for the big sleep and for once in my entire life, sports will no longer be wreaking havoc on my mind, body and soul. It is going to be such a sweet, sweet release.
The Eagles are a disgrace but honestly it's kind of freeing right now that we don't have to care about them for the rest of the season. I mean, sure, Thanksgiving dinner is going to be absolutely MISERABLE with everybody just sitting around the table and shitting on the Birds. And it also sucks that their schedule coming up here is so ridiculously easy that they're going to string together a few wins just to give the fanbase the tiniest sliver of hope that maybe the season is still alive. But don't allow that to happen to yourself. The season is over and this is just a bad, depleted football team. Nothing more, nothing less. So find yourself a new hobby on Sundays. Maybe you can finally read that book. Maybe you can finally cook that meal. Maybe you can do quite literally anything else in the world that isn't going to feel like you're kicking yourself in the dick for 3 full hours.
Happy Sunday, folks!