First New NYC Strip Club In Over 10 Years Gets 25 Foot Stripper Pole For The Super Bowl

25 foot pole! Wow! Now all you need is some attractive strippers to dance on it! Christ almighty that one chick looks like she should be playing in the Super Bowl, not stripping during it. I mean what kind of New York City stripper run off is this new spot “Vivid” gonna get? I’d imagine Flash Dancers and all the other established titty joints have the market cornered on talent. Vivid is like the small start up company fighting for market share. Gonna be real tough to attract the big time talent. You’re gonna need a few BIG time smokes with little to no standards going out on a limb if you’re gonna make some noise in the strip club industry.

A 25 foot pole ain’t gonna get the job done. Now dont get me wrong, I appreciate a stripper pole. I understand their value. It gives a chick something to work with on stage so shes not just straight up dancing all by herself. Its a prop for her to climb and spin and shit. I get it. But I don’t need her climbing up and down a 25 pole like a fuckin fireman rushing to the truck. I dont need to see her dangling and spinning and shit like its Cirque De Soleil. I’m not here for a fucking gymnastics routine, babe. I don’t need to see 6 or 7 strippers hanging from the same pole the way Indians dangle off their commuter trains. Come on back down to earth on the ground level and give me a lap dance. Let me rub your tush a little bit and ejaculate in my mesh shorts. I don’t care about you steel pole acrobatics.