A Former Wake Up Girl Just Went NUTS On Me On Twitter For Thinking "DP" Meant Double Penetration

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So Caitlin Wynters has since deleted her tweets, blocked me on Twitter, changed her username and made her tweets private, but here’s what just happened: Former wake up Caitlin tweeted the link to a pic but said “DP pic.” Naturally, my ears spiked up. Seeing as she’s a Page 6 girl with her tits all over the internet, a little part of me thought maybe, just maybe, she’d made the jump to full blown porn. When it wasn’t, I expressed my disappointment to her that it wasn’t a different style pic. This is what ensued…

 

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I mean I actually kind of feel bad about this. I liked this Wake Up chick and she just went 0-60 crazy. Sweetheart, there are two meanings for DP. There’s double penetration then there’s double play, and I was pretty sure you weren’t playing baseball. Don’t go saying America likes guns to they can kill people like me just because you said something stupid.

 

But I guess my main question here is does this chick really think she’s that far above porn stars? Do Page 6 girls turn their noses up at pornstars and say they can’t sit at the same table as them? You’re basically the same people. Like she’s saying I need to learn the difference between a porn star and a pretty girl and there’s no way that trashy porn starts could possibly live happy lives. Caitlin, the first google result for you is a video of your tits. The very first one. I don’t hold that against you, I think it’s great. But maybe step down off the high horse for a second. You’re a softcore porn star. You may not get fucked on camera, but you’re doing everything else. Just getting paid a lot less.

 

PS – how bout her saying “DP pic” means “display pic.” Then what’s the fucking “P” or “pic” stand for?!

 

Editors Note: –  I don’t give a flying fuck about any of this “DP” mumbo jumbo.  Take 2 dicks in the ass, don’t take 2 dicks in the ass.  I don’t give a fuck. But did this chick really call Feitleberg king?   HEY SLUT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT OFFENDING PEOPLE!   I’ve being doing Barstool for 10 years.  I’ve had people say they wish Hitler threw me in an oven and slow roasted my ass.  But I’ve never been as insulted as you calling Feitleberg king before in my life.  If anybody owes anybody an apology here it’s you to me.  I swear I never!

 

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